Tales More Wild Than Mild

Welcome, dear child, to tales more wild than mild, 
A tome full of awful advice.
Take it or leave it, believe, up-your-sleeve it, 
Consider you might read it twice!

This is a book of terrible parables, odd absurdities, sublime rhymes, and devilishly detailed drawings. Great for people and animals of all ages.

The Silent Tale of Ernest Hush

Meet Ernest Hush. He’s 99 years old, and he’s afraid of sounds. In fact, he’s so terrified of noises that he’s building a very complicated machine in his basement. When he finally turns it on, all the sounds in all the world will simply... disappear. The machine has taken him more than 80 years to build. And it’s almost finished.